Travel the world and see the sights,
Roman candles, French ticklers, and Turkish Delight.
The lowest lows, the highest heights,
Roman candles, French ticklers, and Turkish Delight.
A poetry you can’t recite,
Roman candles, French ticklers, and Turkish Delight.
To be so suave and erudite
(Roman candles, French ticklers, and Turkish Delight,)
tell Celsius from Fahrenheit,
Roman candles, French ticklers, and Turkish Delight.
All questing drive and appetite,
Roman candles, French ticklers, and Turkish Delight.
Have fondue with hermaphrodites
and vodka with the Muscovites
and dance ‘til dawn most every night
while shocking the suburbanites
and acting like a satellite
Roman candles, French ticklers, and Turkish Delight.
Come home with several parasites,
a nagging case of Schlafrankheit
and relics in your Samsonite
with plans for Laos to reunite
Roman candles, French ticklers, Turkish Delight.
Roman candles, French ticklers, and Turkish Delight.
The lowest lows, the highest heights,
Roman candles, French ticklers, and Turkish Delight.
A poetry you can’t recite,
Roman candles, French ticklers, and Turkish Delight.
To be so suave and erudite
(Roman candles, French ticklers, and Turkish Delight,)
tell Celsius from Fahrenheit,
Roman candles, French ticklers, and Turkish Delight.
All questing drive and appetite,
Roman candles, French ticklers, and Turkish Delight.
Have fondue with hermaphrodites
and vodka with the Muscovites
and dance ‘til dawn most every night
while shocking the suburbanites
and acting like a satellite
Roman candles, French ticklers, and Turkish Delight.
Come home with several parasites,
a nagging case of Schlafrankheit
and relics in your Samsonite
with plans for Laos to reunite
Roman candles, French ticklers, Turkish Delight.